a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors
i hope my mom takes me to chick fil a
the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99
the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child
the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do
snapchat must be fun for hot people
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.